Legendary distance runner Steve Prefontaine once said, “To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift.” What is this gift he is referring to? I like to think he is talking about his mustache. Being able to grow such a perfectly aerodynamic mustache is a true gift. Not all runners are able to grow such a glorious mustache. Prefontaine embraced his trademark ‘stache and was able to build on his gift through hard work and persistence.
I recommend that everybody embraces their own gift and give it all they have. Grow the best mustache you can. If you cannot grow one, pick up a prosthetic from your local costume shop. Whatever form your mustache takes you will be embracing your true gift. By embracing your mustache you will see an increase in strength, endurance, and speed proportional to the thickness of your mustache. As an added bonus, you will become extremely sexy and cool.
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